The desperate plea of every C++ senior developer who's died inside after finding yet another memory leak that static analysis would have caught three months ago. Meanwhile, the junior devs are gesturing wildly with excuses like "but it compiles fine" and "we don't have time for that." The codebase is probably one segfault away from summoning demons through the stack overflow portal.
Please Use Static Analysis On Your C++ Codebase
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