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Finally, a practical kitchen tool for when your API returns {} for the 47th time today. Just press it into your dough and boom—perfectly shaped emptiness, just like that response body you've been staring at for the past hour. The cookie cutter literally creates nothing but an outline, which is the most accurate representation of what you get when the backend "successfully" returns an empty object. Status 200, zero data, maximum confusion. At least now you can eat your frustration in cookie form. Pro tip: Pair these cookies with a nice cup of "why didn't they just return null" tea.

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The perfect corporate ouroboros doesn't exi— Nvidia just created the world's most expensive power strip that plugs into itself. $100 billion flows from Nvidia to OpenAI, only to flow right back to Nvidia for more GPUs. It's like watching a tech company play hot potato with its own money, except the potato is made of gold and nobody's actually passing it. Jensen Huang is basically that kid who gives you $20 to buy his lemonade, then brags about making $20 in sales. Except the lemonade costs $100 billion and requires a data center to cool it.

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