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When your resume lists experience from the future, but you still get hired anyway. This guy's work history casually includes jobs at Google Cloud, Cloudflare, and AWS with end dates in 2025 – you know, that year that hasn't happened yet. And Microsoft's Azure is like "perfect candidate, you're hired!" The cloud wars are so desperate they're now recruiting time travelers. Next interview question: "So how does the cloud industry look after the robot uprising?"

When your smart home security system is hosted on AWS but your door lock is still from the 1970s, that's what we call "unplanned redundancy." While tech bros panic during cloud outages, you're smugly inserting a metal key into an analog hole like some kind of digital caveman. Congratulations on your accidentally robust architecture.

Finally found the data center where my AWS instances are running. Turns out "elastic compute cloud" is just cotton balls on shelves. No wonder my database queries are taking forever - they're being processed by literal fluff. At least their disaster recovery plan is solid: a spray bottle and a fan.

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