The Entire Internet Runs On AWS US-East-1

The AWS cost management learning curve is a financial horror story in two acts: Act 1: The newbie who steps on a rake and gets smacked with a $50K bill because they accidentally left an expensive service running. Classic rookie mistake - "I just wanted to try this one feature..." Act 2: The "experts" who've learned to skateboard around the rakes but still somehow rack up the same bill. They're just doing it with style now! They've mastered the art of saying "that's within our projected burn rate" with a straight face while sweating internally. The cloud is just someone else's computer that charges you by the millisecond for the privilege of forgetting to turn things off.

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Hiring managers living in a parallel universe where Java has existed since the 1970s and humans code until they're 90. Nothing says "entry-level position" quite like requiring 45 years of experience in technologies that haven't existed that long. Spring Boot was released in 2014, React in 2013, and Kubernetes in 2014 - but sure, let's pretend someone's been mastering them since the Nixon administration. The best part? This is probably still listed as a "junior developer" role paying $45K with "room for growth." Time to dust off that time machine in my garage...

The ultimate cloud hack: not using it at all! This dev's created a "Zero Cost Certificate" complete with defense strategies against AWS billing. The most bulletproof AWS architecture? Zero instances, zero services, zero dollars. My favorite part is threatening to show Bezos the screenshot if they dare charge a penny. Because nothing strikes fear into a trillion-dollar company like a strongly worded email and the promise to "speak to the manager." Pure financial genius! Bonus points for the "SQUEAKY CLEAN" account status. If only my code were that spotless.

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