When The Cloud Bill Hits Different

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The ultimate service outage power move! Cloudflare, the company that protects half the internet, occasionally has its own outages. But the real 4D chess happens when their downtime takes out DownDetector.com too – the very site people use to check if services are down. It's like tripping the security guard on your way out of the bank. Nobody can sound the alarm if you've disabled the alarm system. Pure evil genius that would make any network engineer both cringe and slow-clap simultaneously.

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The classic marketing vs. reality gap strikes again! "Serverless" architecture sounds magical—like your code just floats in some ethereal digital dimension. Then you peek behind the curtain and—surprise!—it's just someone else's servers. It's like ordering a "meatless" burger only to discover it's just regular meat that someone else chewed for you. The shocked cat face perfectly captures that moment when you realize the cloud is just fancy marketing for "computers I don't personally have to restart at 3AM."

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