The Serverless Illusion

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4 months ago 460,105 views 1 shares

The Serverless Illusion

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The classic marketing vs. reality gap strikes again! "Serverless" architecture sounds magical—like your code just floats in some ethereal digital dimension. Then you peek behind the curtain and—surprise!—it's just someone else's servers. It's like ordering a "meatless" burger only to discover it's just regular meat that someone else chewed for you. The shocked cat face perfectly captures that moment when you realize the cloud is just fancy marketing for "computers I don't personally have to restart at 3AM."

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