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Imagine raising TWO HUNDRED MILLION DOLLARS to build your SaaS empire, only to discover your internal team slapped together the same tool in 14 days using duct tape and caffeine. The sheer AUDACITY of that excited developer on the left, proudly announcing they "vibe coded" a solution while the VC-funded founder sits there contemplating every life choice that led to this moment.
Plot twist: that internal tool is probably held together by a single SQL query, three bash scripts, and pure spite—but hey, it works! Meanwhile, the $200M version is still in its third sprint planning meeting discussing whether to use microservices or a monolith. The real tragedy? The internal tool will become production because "it's just temporary" (narrator: it was never temporary).
Fast forward 2 months and that vibe-coded masterpiece is now the company's core infrastructure with zero documentation, no tests, and the original developer just gave their two weeks notice. Godspeed! 🫡
