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When Your Tools Are Way Outmatched For The Task
Hardware Programming Debugging
3 hours ago 33.7K views 0 shares
When Your Tools Are Way Outmatched For The Task
That moment when management expects you to build an enterprise-level application with 10,000 concurrent users on a 5-year-old Dell with 4GB of RAM. Nothing says "we believe in you" quite like assigning you to build the next AWS competitor on hardware that struggles to run Chrome and Slack simultaneously. I've seen toasters with more computing power.

Schedule I Drug: Cloud Computing Edition
Cloud AWS Programming Debugging
1 month ago 348.3K views 0 shares
Schedule I Drug: Cloud Computing Edition
Nothing destroys your financial stability quite like AWS charging you by the millisecond for that cursor blinking on your EC2 instance. One minute you're debugging, the next you're selling your kidney on the black market because you forgot to terminate that "unlimited" resource. The cloud doesn't rain money—it vacuums it directly from your bank account. Next time just stick to Notepad++ like a reasonable poverty-avoiding human.

When They Ask Me To Build A Full-Stack App With Notepad
Programming Webdev Devops Hardware Frontend
3 months ago 241.8K views 1 shares
When They Ask Me To Build A Full-Stack App With Notepad
Ah, the classic corporate disconnect between expectations and resources. They want you to build the equivalent of a commercial airliner—a complex, multi-layered full-stack application with databases, APIs, and a slick UI—but they've equipped you with the computational equivalent of a tricycle. Nothing says "we believe in your abilities" quite like asking you to handle 50GB Docker containers on a machine that struggles to run Notepad++. The best part? When it inevitably crashes, they'll wonder why you couldn't make it fly.