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Is Cloudflare Down
Devops Webdev Networking Backend Cloud
11 hours ago 116.1K views 0 shares
Is Cloudflare Down
The irony is chef's kiss. You're trying to check if Cloudflare is down by visiting a status page that's... served through Cloudflare. It's like asking the fire if it's burning properly. The 500 error is basically Cloudflare saying "I can't tell you if I'm down because I'm too busy being down." This is why every ops team has trust issues and keeps three different status checkers bookmarked. Because nothing says "reliable infrastructure" quite like your monitoring tool being unable to monitor itself.

This Can't Be Coincidence
Cloud Devops AWS Azure Gcp
1 month ago 200.1K views 0 shares
This Can't Be Coincidence
Nothing says "enterprise reliability" like watching your cloud provider become a smoking crater while Google Cloud sits in the corner pretending not to notice. The Terminator-style AWS and Azure outages have become so regular you can practically set your calendar by them. Meanwhile, GCP is just hiding behind the door, knowing full well they're next on the skynet hit list but enjoying that brief moment of superiority. Five-nines uptime? More like five-nines of anxiety waiting for the status page to turn red again.

Nothing Is Wrong (Everything Is Fine)
Cloud Devops Gcp Programming Backend
5 months ago 338.2K views 0 shares
Nothing Is Wrong (Everything Is Fine)
Ah, the classic "No major incidents" status page showing complete service outages across the board. That special moment when your cloud provider's dashboard says everything is fine while your production environment is literally on fire. The date is from the future (2025) which means we have exciting new catastrophic failures to look forward to! Nothing builds character like explaining to your CEO why the app is down while the status page cheerfully reports all systems normal. It's just a little apocalypse, nothing to worry about!