It Was Actually Decent

The eternal flight dilemma - sit next to the Linux evangelist who'll spend 10 hours explaining why his custom Arch build is superior to your "mainstream garbage OS," complete with a detailed history of kernel development since 1991... or face certain death by wolf pack. Let's be honest, by hour three of the Linux lecture, you'll be eyeing those wolves thinking, "Maybe being devoured isn't the worst option here." At least the wolves are honest about their intentions - they're not trying to convince you that manual package compilation is "actually fun once you get used to it."

Content when you're reminded you wrote the world's biggest social network in PHP

The duality of dev life on full display. Top: Linus Torvalds, who revolutionized computing with a simple standing desk, basic setup, and pure genius. Bottom: Your average YouTube "coding expert" with a NASA mission control center who can barely center a div. Proof that RGB lighting is inversely proportional to actual programming skills. The universe's most reliable metric: the more humble the setup, the more terrifying the code.

Content LITERALLY NO ONE: DEVS PUTTING A PICTURE OF THEMSELVES ON THEIR PERSONAL SITE ANDOR GITHUB:

Content Suicide Linux 2009-02-02 by qntm You know how sometimes if you mistype a filename in Bash, it corrects your spelling and runs the command anyway? Such as when changing directory, or opening a file. I have an idea: Suicide Linux. Any time - any time - you type any remotely incorrect command, the interpreter creatively resolves it into rm -rf and wipes your hard drive. It's a game. Like walking a tightrope. You have to see how long you can continue to use the operating system before losing all your data.

Content Me: trying to argue how microsoft buying githul could be a good thing rprogrammerhumor: "Weldon't do that here NKLAND