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There Are Four Rules Now

There Are Four Rules Now
DARLING, SWEETIE, HONEY! The SRE just found the ultimate money-burning hack! ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ’ธ Spend $100M in a month? CHILD'S PLAY when you unleash the apocalyptic billing nightmare that is AWS! One forgotten test instance and BOOM - your cloud bill looks like the GDP of a small nation! The genie's face when realizing AWS exists is the EXACT same expression your finance team makes when they see your "small prototype" somehow cost more than your annual salary. The fourth rule was INEVITABLE, darling!

Run An EC2 For 5 Mins And Win

Run An EC2 For 5 Mins And Win
The ultimate cheat code for burning through money: Amazon Web Services! ๐Ÿ’ธ Anyone who's ever received an unexpected AWS bill knows the pain. You spin up an EC2 instance thinking "I'll just test this quickly" and suddenly your credit card is sobbing in the corner. The SRE in this joke knows that AWS could easily burn through $100M without breaking a sweat โ€“ no gambling or frivolous spending required! The genie adding a fourth rule is basically saying, "Nice try, smartypants. I'm not falling for that cloud computing money pit."

The Fourth Rule: No AWS

The Fourth Rule: No AWS
The fastest way to burn through $100M? Just whisper "AWS" and watch your bank account evaporate. That SRE knew exactly what they were doing - nothing drains a budget faster than spinning up a few "right-sized" EC2 instances and forgetting about them for a weekend. The genie immediately adding a fourth rule is basically Amazon's business model in a nutshell. Honestly, at least gambling gives you a chance of winning something back.