Nice Weather We're Having... And By Weather I Mean Cloudflare Outages

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Nice Weather We're Having... And By Weather I Mean Cloudflare Outages

cloudflare-memes, outage-memes, flirting-memes, developer-memes, small-talk-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

When your dating life is as broken as your production environment... Nothing says "romance" like bringing up that time half the internet went down because someone pushed a bad config. Developers really think discussing major outages is an acceptable substitute for small talk. Next up: "So... did you hear about that Log4j vulnerability? Wild stuff."

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