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The tech industry's version of David vs. Goliath just got real. On one side, we've got trillion-dollar titans like Google, NVIDIA, OpenAI, and Meta throwing endless resources at the GPU and AI arms race. On the other? Just DeepSeek and their single open-source repo taking them all on. It's that classic moment when some scrappy engineer in their pajamas pushes code that makes corporate execs choke on their $12 lattes. Ten years of VC funding and board meetings outperformed by someone who probably debugs with print statements. The beautiful chaos of open source – where sometimes the simplest solution from the smallest player completely disrupts the market that giants spent billions trying to corner. Welcome to tech, where your market cap means nothing when someone's weekend project goes viral.

Content There is no cloud it's just someone else's computer

OH. MY. GOD. The absolute AUDACITY of these job listings! 💀 Recruiters out here casually asking for someone who can juggle 17 different technologies spanning three programming languages, two frontend frameworks, three databases, four AWS services, Linux admin skills, testing methodologies, containerization, AND orchestration... all while probably offering "competitive salary" (translation: barely above minimum wage). Honey, they're not looking for a "Full Stack Developer" - they're looking for an ENTIRE COMPANY crammed into one exhausted human body! What's next? "Must also make coffee, unclog toilets, and occasionally perform heart surgery"?!

Content AWS Cost Explorer API The AWS Cost Explorer API lets you directly access the interactive, ad-hoc query engine that powers AWS Cost Explorer. Each request will incur a cost of 0.01. 09sto CONTE 660 0: 1.286 2.286 1 4563 156 0987 W. Stonks 0.1204 0.234 NIA 0.1902

Picture the absolute AUDACITY of developers sitting here like skeletal lawn ornaments, waiting for the AI bubble to pop so GPU prices finally become affordable again. Because nothing says "I'm a rational human being" like postponing your entire build for months (years?) because some AI startup decided your RTX 4090 is worth more than a used car. The sheer TRAGEDY of watching datacenters hoover up every GPU in existence while you're stuck running your neural networks on a potato. But sure, let's just casually wait for the entire tech economy to implode so we can finally afford 32GB of RAM without selling a kidney. The patience. The delusion. The skeleton vibes are immaculate.