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When your manager tells you to "think of the data centres" during a climate crisis, but you're literally just trying to survive the heat wave. Classic corporate priorities: servers must stay cool at 18°C while humans melt at 40°C. The suit-wearing exec is out here giving motivational speeches about infrastructure uptime while our guy is chugging water like his life depends on it (because it does). Nothing says "we value our employees" quite like reminding them that the AWS instances are more important than their personal comfort. At least the data centres have redundant cooling systems—meanwhile, Karen from HR sent an email saying the office AC is "under review" for budget reasons.

Content BACK VOCALIST Gets a fraction of frontman's paycheck Can't take a break during work hours Drinks to forget old memories from work Has to work in synch with frontman Noone will probably notice your mistake BACKENDER Gets roughly the same pay as frontender Seems like he's always on a break drinking coffee Drinks with sysadmin to aquaire old memories from work Can work both synchronous and asynchronous 500 INTERNAL SERVER ERROR

Someone just asked an AI chatbot how to upload their app to the wifi. Not to the web. Not to the cloud. To the wifi . This is what happens when your product manager's mom gets ahold of ChatGPT and decides she's going to "help" with deployment. The model's sitting there on "Opus 4.8 Medium" probably calculating whether it should explain networking fundamentals or just suggest turning it off and on again. Somewhere, a DevOps engineer just felt a disturbance in the force.

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Content From an article on a new operating system for the IBM PC: Real concurrency - in which one program actually continues to function while you call up and use another - is more amazing but of small use to the average person. How many programs do you have that take more than a few seconds to perform any task? - New York Times, 25 April 1989

Content What are the 7 deadly sins of programming? John Purcell, Creator of CaveOfProgramming.com Updated Dec 2, 2017 Upvoted by Les Howie, Software professional for 40 years. and Hasib Al Muhaimin, IOl participant '13, '14, '15, ACM-ICPC World Finalist 2016 Author has 5.9k answers and 9.3m answer views 1. Using spaces instead of tabs. You should always, always use tabs, not spaces. 2. Using tabs instead of spaces. You should always, always use spaces, not tabs. 3. Not using auto-formatting. Forget all that tabsspaces rubbish, what's wrong with you - auto-format your code and then people won't have to look at vour weird ideas about brackets and spaces. 4. Using IDEs, which have features such as auto-formatting and nicely- coloured buttons. All code should be written in vi or Emacs, thus ensuring the purity of the programming experience. 5. Not using IDEs. No-one wants to pay for all the time it's going to take you to type things that you could have done at the click of a button, or scroll up and down using some ridiculous key combination invoked using LISP. 6. Failing to learn C and C. It's really important to learn the two absolute essential languages. You think Java is just as good? Fine, write me a real- time control system for racing cars in Java and I'll believe you. 7. Learning C or C when you could be using something modern like Java instead. Admit it - all your schedules involving C or C overrun by five years. And even then the software turns out to have critical flaws that Java would not even have allowed you to create. 8. Overrunning the end of an array. 356.1k views View 11.9k Upvoters View Sharers