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HTTP 418: I'm a teapot

The server identifies as a teapot now and is on a tea break, brb

HTTP 418: I'm a teapot

The server identifies as a teapot now and is on a tea break, brb

Shell script Memes

Posts tagged with Shell script

Vibe Shell Scripting

Bash Devops Programming Linux
1 day ago 105.5K views 0 shares
Vibe Shell Scripting
Ah, the classic "let me help you shoot yourself in the foot" tech support. That innocent little while true; do kill -9 -1; done script is basically the nuclear option of process management. It sends the kill signal to every process it can reach, including your shell, system services, and probably your will to live. The ChatGPT smiley face at the end is just the digital equivalent of handing someone a live grenade and saying "have a nice day!"

So Cute You Have To Do It

Linux Security Bash Programming
4 months ago 170.6K views 0 shares
So Cute You Have To Do It
The cat's name is actually a fork bomb - a malicious command that will crash your Linux system faster than you can say "meow." For the uninitiated, :(){:|:&};: is a bash function that calls itself twice each time it runs, creating an exponential process explosion that will bring your system to its knees. It's basically the digital equivalent of this cat knocking everything off your desk... except it's your entire operating system. Pro tip: Don't pet strange bash functions, no matter how cute they look.

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