Arch Linux's Descent Into Corporate Hell

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Arch Linux's Descent Into Corporate Hell

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OH MY GOD, THE APOCALYPSE IS HERE! 😱 Arch Linux users are having their PRECIOUS FREEDOM snatched away in this satirical meme about Linux going corporate! Not only is Arch supposedly becoming "closed-source" (the ultimate sin in Linux land), but they're adding MICROTRANSACTIONS?! $5.99 for "pro" and $7.99 for "ultimate" repositories?! The cherry on top of this dystopian nightmare? The sacred pacman package manager will now have AI that can "automatically run shell commands" (translation: control your computer) and show ADS while you're just trying to install your nerdy software! The "sudo rm -rf /" opt-out option is the chef's kiss of evil - that command would literally delete your entire system. This is basically Linux users' worst fever dream come true!

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