Got A Reality Check

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Got A Reality Check

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YouTube's algorithm knows exactly when you're feeling confident about your coding skills and decides to humble you with surgical precision. You innocently open YouTube, probably feeling pretty good about yourself, and BAM—personalized recommendation telling you that you suck at programming. Not even subtle about it. Just straight up "You Suck at Programming" right there in the title.

The best part? The immediate acceptance. No denial, no "actually I'm pretty good," just pure resignation: "Nevermind. My fault." Because deep down, every developer knows they're one bash script away from questioning their entire career. YouTube just said the quiet part out loud.

Fun fact: YouTube's recommendation algorithm probably saw you googling "how to exit vim" last week and filed you accordingly.

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