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Born A Linux User

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Born A Linux User

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When your kid's first words aren't "mama" or "dada" but sudo apt-get update. The face of pure shock mixed with pride when you realize you've created a tiny human who will never know the horrors of proprietary software. That baby's gonna be compiling kernels before learning to walk and filing GitHub issues before learning to write. The penguin-powered indoctrination starts in the womb!

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