If You're Happy And You Know It, Syntax Error!

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If You're Happy And You Know It, Syntax Error!

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Someone tried to sing "If You're Happy And You Know It" in a command prompt and the computer responded the only way it knows how - with cold, unfeeling syntax errors. The computer doesn't care about your happiness. It only cares about correct syntax. This is basically every developer's relationship with their compiler in a nutshell. No clapping hands, just error messages.

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