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Your database engineer just casually dropped the most UNHINGED hot take in the middle of a Jenkins UI discussion. While everyone's debating dark mode and celebrating Jenkins finally joining us in 2023, this absolute legend swoops in with "you can still call me Master though..." after someone mentioned the main process being renamed from "master" to something more inclusive. The sheer AUDACITY of making that joke in a professional Slack channel is *chef's kiss*. Like sir, we're talking about CI/CD pipelines and you just turned this into a comedy roast session. The timing? Impeccable. The delivery? Flawless. The HR department reading this later? Probably having a mild panic attack. This is peak developer humor where someone takes a completely reasonable technical change and turns it into their personal stand-up routine. The real question is: what does being a database engineer have to do with this level of chaos? Absolutely nothing, which makes it even funnier.

Content Macie Walkowiak ' macieiwalkowiak 19h This microservice could have been a SQL query 60 17 635 4,761 1 388.6K Matt B aubiematt 17h Replying to maciejwalkowiak I found a microservice once that has no database and only returned the same static values. 8 17 91 ill 9,899 Mikael Floden MikaelFloden 17h Replying to aubiematt and maciejwalkowiak Imagine having to bump dependencies, maintain the build pipeline, add security scanning, code quality, monitoring and documentation for that service S .. 3 17 16 1 2,258 I Matt B aubiematt Replying to MikaelFloden and maciejwalkowiak LOL, none of that was happening, I immediately removed it and replaced it with a hardcoded value wherever it was used. It was a core dependency too! The app was faster and more stable after removing it. We went from like 2 5 alerts a day to zero. 1:37 AM Feb 24, 2023 1,072 Views

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