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Content JESSE NO Kubernetes in NodeJS This project wasis an attempt to recreate the core functionality of v1.29.1 Kubernetes in NodeS, while being fully compatible with the kubectt CLI. Though this project only implements some resources, the resources which were partiallyfully implemented seem to be the most used (i.e. Pods. Services, etc) and the others may be implemented in the future. Resources Partially Implemented Pod (volume mounts are not supported) -CluetarDala

Ah, the sweet irony of digital life! This meme hits right in the bandwidth feels. In a world where devs optimize every byte to squeeze performance, here we are, mindlessly reposting cat pics and wasting 151kb of precious internet data. That's like worrying about memory leaks in your code while simultaneously downloading 17 npm packages just to center a div. The internet was built for greatness, and we use it to circulate the same content over and over. Meanwhile, somewhere a backend engineer is crying over server costs while this cat's face gets duplicated across a million devices. Peak digital efficiency!

Content digital VAX 11/780 The Ticketmaster system is a hodge-podge of C and assembler and runs on ancient VMS hardware. The people who developed and maintained it are long since dead and/or retired. It has proven impossible to replace because nothing has been found that can handle thousands of simultaneous purchases as efficiently. The server room that houses the VMS machines has a room where a goat is left every two weeks. The next day, the goat is gone.

Ah, the classic case of overengineering a solution for a problem that barely exists. Imagine using nanosecond precision for generating unique tokens in an app that only five people use, and STILL getting collisions. That's like bringing a nuclear warhead to kill a spider and somehow missing. For the uninitiated, a "nonce" is a number used just once in security protocols. Using nanoseconds (billionths of a second) should be massive overkill for uniqueness in a tiny app, yet somehow this dev defied probability itself. The cat's expression perfectly captures that moment of existential crisis when you realize the universe is conspiring against your code.

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