Keep Your API Secrets Then

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Keep Your API Secrets Then

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THE ABSOLUTE DRAMA of trying to implement a client API that refuses to share its documentation! You're sitting there, practically BEGGING for a crumb of information, and the API is just standing there like "All right then. Keep your secrets." The sheer AUDACITY! You're expected to somehow connect to this mysterious black box while the documentation is locked away in some digital vault guarded by dragons or something. Fine! I'll just reverse engineer your entire system through trial, error, and seventeen mental breakdowns. WHO NEEDS SLEEP ANYWAY?!

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