Thank God It's Not Me

Content I Am Devloper iamdevloper It'll just be a quick fix Narrator: It wasn't.

Content Literal errors Client An off-centered div Client

Ah yes, the classic "C isn't hard" followed by syntax that would make Cthulhu cry. That innocent-looking line is basically saying "f is an array of pointers to functions that return pointers to functions that return void." It's like Russian nesting dolls, but instead of cute wooden figures, you get existential dread and compiler errors. The beauty here is the sheer audacity of claiming C isn't hard while showcasing precisely why developers wake up screaming at 3 AM. Pointer arithmetic: where "F" truly stands for "Fantastic, I'm never going to understand this."

Content Me on my way to tell QA that it's not a bug:

Content IDEs Unused variables

Seven years of experience and a six-figure salary just to tell juniors to Google their problems. The circle of dev life continues. I've gone from being offended when seniors told me to "just Google it" to becoming the very monster who says it while sipping my third coffee of the morning. The best part? It actually works 90% of the time. Teaching self-sufficiency through mild trauma - it's called mentorship.