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Content Spiders are the only web developers that are happy to find bugs

Content 18 mins ago NEW Another thing we should fix is when there is an error we are should the not should the screen like this. Language Previous Releases we should hide everything. Reply 6 1

When someone screams for a doctor in public, CS PhDs suddenly remember they're not that kind of doctor. But hey, who needs medical training when you've got object-oriented solutions? Our hero tries OldMan.setHealth("100%") but forgets the cardinal rule of programming: without admin privileges, you're just another user with delusions of grandeur. Classic rookie mistake. The sudo command finally saves the day because nothing says "trust me, I'm a professional" like forcing your way into a system you don't fully understand. Medical school? Nah, just need root access to the human body.

Content Me: uploads code to stack overflow so that other people can help me debug the error I'm getting Everyone else working on the military's missile guidance software:

Content I wrote the code correctly but it won't work. I think issue with Compiler or bug in language... yuva.krishna.memes Lead Random junior, programmer

Content Write code The tests fail Write more tests to narrow down the problem Write tests The tests fail pass The bug was in the test