Thank God It's Not Me

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Thank God It's Not Me

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That unique mixture of concern and barely contained glee when production crashes and burns, but your code isn't the culprit. First panel: professional concern for the team. Second panel: desperately suppressing the urge to say "not my module" in the emergency Slack channel. The schadenfreude is palpable. Sure, you'll help debug... right after you finish that coffee you suddenly need.

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Let me fix it

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