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Content Related Will C ever be replaced by other languages? C may be replaced by another language right after the following events occur: USA changes to the Unit International System (meters and so on), France, Germany and Spain understand that English is better and change to speak in English, The same with China and Russia, UK changes to drive to the right, Japan follows the initiative of the UK, The Democrats understand that the left ideas are wrong and vote massively to Trump, China abandon the Yuan in favor of USD, The same with Russia going to USD, The Bolivian government changes and respects its own Constitution and stops trying to be re-elected indefinitely. Well, after all this happens, it is possible (only possible) for some C programmers to start thinking about switching to another language. Regards. 10. i0

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Ah, the classic onion analogy. After 20 years of staring at code, I can confirm this is painfully accurate. You start with "it's just a simple bug" and six hours later you're questioning your career choices while discovering the issue was actually caused by a dependency of a dependency of a library you imported three years ago. And yes, I've definitely had that moment of silent despair during a Zoom call when layer #17 of the debugging onion made me die inside. The only difference between debugging and onions? At least with onions, you eventually reach the center.

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