How Developers Sleep

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How Developers Sleep

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You think you're peacefully sleeping, but underneath your mattress there's a literal demon running Docker containers, syncing cloud backups, indexing your entire codebase, downloading OS updates, and probably mining crypto for all you know.

That laptop fan spinning at 3 AM? Yeah, that's not a bug—that's your computer living its best life while you're unconscious. Background processes don't sleep just because you do. They're like that one coworker who sends Slack messages at 2 AM.

The real kicker is when you wake up to a dead battery and wonder what your machine was doing all night. Spoiler: everything except what you actually needed it to do.

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