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The Programmer’s Prayer: Our program, who art in memory. Called by thy name. Thy operating system run. Thy function be done at runtime as it was in development. Give us this day our daily output, and forgive us our code duplication as we forgive those who duplicate code against us. Lead us not into frustration, but deliver us from GOTOs. For thine is the algorithm, and the computation, and the solution, looping forever and ever. Return. In the name of the compiler, the assembler and the linker.