linker Memes

Javascript libraries be like

Javascript libraries be like | javascript-memes, java-memes, git-memes, github-memes, version-memes, linker-memes, npm-memes, public-memes, dependency-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content is-even DI 1.0.0 Public Published 5 years ago E Readme 6 Explore BETA 1 Dependency 8 34 Dependents 4 Versions is-even pm V1.0.0 downloads 810kmonth downloads 15M Travis passing Install npm i is-even Return true if the given number is even. Install Install with pm: Repository github.comjonschlinkertis-even pm install --save is-even Usage Homepage github.comjonschlinkertis-even Weekly Downloads 178 789 Version 1.0.0 var isEven require ('is-even'); isEven(0); true isEven ('1'); false isEven (2); true isEven ('3'); false License MIT Pull Requests 0 0 Last publish 5 years ago Collaborators Ahant

They Are So Unreadable

theyAreSoUnreadable | errors-memes, error-memes, linker-memes, compiler-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
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Thu Shalt Not Compile

thuShaltNotCompile | error-memes, linker-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Stop giving me your toughest battles imofio.com Bro it's just a linker error

The 4 Types of Senior Engineers

The 4 Types of Senior Engineers | code-memes, engineer-memes, design-memes, stack-memes, stack overflow-memes, aws-memes, bug-memes, security-memes, linker-memes, overflow-memes, rds-memes, bot-memes, documentation-memes, console-memes, private-memes, feature-memes, manager-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content The Proud Parent The Linker REPENT TOMER - Half your manager, half your senior - Designed the codebase - Will always answer your question, but only after a 5 minute on the motivations of a now rebuilt module from years ago - "I remember when we had to do that process in the AWS console with just a trackpad, uphill both ways" - Tough during code review, but genuinely happy to see you ship new features to the system The Job Security Maximizer - Always sends you a link when you ask a question, sometimes without any other words - "Look at this" - Thinks you don't know standard documentation exists - Posts medium articles in the main channel, doesn't read them - Never reviews code - First stack overflow result The Big Chiller - "Ohh, that? Sorry I totally forgot all - Been around for years, knows the entire about the code I wrote a month ago" codebase - Tells you to ask someone else for the - Friends with the CTO simplest question - Shows you the exact line of code that - Has dozens of pages of private notes, causes your bug within 5 minutes READMEs all read "initial commit" - They last shipped a commit a couple - "Have you thought about adding an months ago, you think abstracter to this abstraction? With that - Always approves your PRs we can decouple the coupler from the universe" 10 i0

That's why I don't like web dev

That's why I don't like web dev | javascript-memes, java-memes, web-memes, design-memes, bug-memes, electron-memes, machine-memes, performance-memes, url-memes, debug-memes, linker-memes, firefox-memes, ide-memes, mac-memes, language-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content PROBLEM: JAVASCRIPT HAS ALMOST NO STANDARD LIBRARY SOLUTION: THOUSANDS OF COMMUNITY -SUPPORTED LIBRARIES OF WILDLY VARYING QUALITY PROBLEM: JAVASCRIPT HAS NO PACKAGING OR A LINKER TO TIE THESE PACKAGES TOGETHER PROBLEM: JAVASCRIPT WON'T RUN OUTSIDE THE BROWSER SOLUTION: V8 PROBLEM: JAVASCRIPT IS SINGLE -THREAD BY DESIGN SOLUTION: ASYNCHRONOUS PROGRAMMING, NODE. JS PROBLEM: CALLBACK HELL PROBLEM: PROTOTYPAL INHERITANCE IS PANTS -ON- HEAD STUPID THAT'S RIGHT, I SAID IT. PROBLEM: WEB RESOURCES NEED TO BE MINIFIED AND ZIPPED FOR PERFORMANCE PROBLEM: THE DOM IS TOO SLOW FOR VIDEO GAMES SOLUTION: CANVAS PROBLEM: JAVASCRIPT IS TOO SLOW FOR VIDEO GAMES SOLUTION: USE AN ASSEMBLY- LIKE SUBSET OF JAVASCRIPT CALLED ASM.JS PROBLEM: ASM.JS IS BASICALLY UNWRITABLE 4 HUMANS. SOLUTION: COMPILE A BETTER LANGUAGE TO JAVASCRIPT (C, EMASCRIPT 2016, COFFEESCRIPT, JSX) SOLUTION: HUNDREDS OF COMMUNITY SUPPORTED BUILD TOOLS OF WILDLY VARYING QUALITY PROBLEM: GRUNT. SOLUTION: GULP PROBLEM: GULP PROBLEM: MACHINE GENERATED OUTPUT IS MORE DIFFICULT TO DEBUG PROBLEM: ASYNC IS STILL A NIGHTMARE, HUH? PROBLEM: BALLOONING PROJECT SIZE AND COMPLEXITY PROBLEM: JAVASCRIPT STILL DOESN'T DO EVERYTHING PROBLEM: OUTPUT RUNS VERY SLOWLY ON MOBILE DEVICES SOLUTION: ELECTRON, PHONEGAP, FIREFOXOS HOW IS DIGGING GOING TO GET US OUT OF THIS HOLE? WHERE I AM FROM, THE POINT OF DIGGING IS NOT FREEDOM FROM DIGGING

C++ programmers now finally able to read linker errors in one line

C++ programmers now finally able to read linker errors in one line | programmer-memes, program-memes, c++-memes, errors-memes, error-memes, linker-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
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We need 21:9

We need 21:9 | programmer-memes, program-memes, c++-memes, errors-memes, error-memes, monitor-memes, linker-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content c programmers buying a monitor that can fit linker errors on one screen

c++ programmers buying a monitor that can fit linker errors on one screen

c++ programmers buying a monitor that can fit linker errors on one screen | programmer-memes, program-memes, c++-memes, errors-memes, error-memes, monitor-memes, linker-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
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God Use( Prayer);

God.use(Prayer); | programmer-memes, code-memes, development-memes, program-memes, algorithm-memes, function-memes, oop-memes, linker-memes, compiler-memes, IT-memes, runtime-memes, operating system-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content The Programmer's Prayer: Our program, who art in memory. Called by thy name. Thy operating system run. Thy function be done at runtime as it was in development. Give us this day our daily output, and forgive us our code duplication as we forgive those who duplicate code against us. Lead us not into frustration, but deliver us from GOTOs. For thine is the algorithm, and the computation, and the solution, looping forever and ever. Return. In the name of the compiler, the assembler and the linker.

That's why I don't like web dev

That's why I don't like web dev | javascript-memes, java-memes, web-memes, design-memes, bug-memes, electron-memes, machine-memes, performance-memes, url-memes, debug-memes, linker-memes, firefox-memes, ide-memes, mac-memes, language-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content PROBLEM: JAVASCRIPT HAS ALMOST NO STANDARD LIBRARY SOLUTION: THOUSANDS OF COMMUNITY -SUPPORTED LIBRARIES OF WILDLY VARYING QUALITY PROBLEM: JAVASCRIPT HAS NO PACKAGING OR A LINKER TO TIE THESE PACKAGES TOGETHER PROBLEM: JAVASCRIPT WON'T RUN OUTSIDE THE BROWSER SOLUTION: V8 PROBLEM: JAVASCRIPT IS SINGLE -THREAD BY DESIGN SOLUTION: ASYNCHRONOUS PROGRAMMING, NODE. JS PROBLEM: CALLBACK HELL PROBLEM: PROTOTYPAL INHERITANCE IS PANTS -ON- HEAD STUPID THAT'S RIGHT, I SAID IT. PROBLEM: WEB RESOURCES NEED TO BE MINIFIED AND ZIPPED FOR PERFORMANCE PROBLEM: THE DOM IS TOO SLOW FOR VIDEO GAMES SOLUTION: CANVAS PROBLEM: JAVASCRIPT IS TOO SLOW FOR VIDEO GAMES SOLUTION: USE AN ASSEMBLY- LIKE SUBSET OF JAVASCRIPT CALLED ASM.JS PROBLEM: ASM.JS IS BASICALLY UNWRITABLE 4 HUMANS. SOLUTION: COMPILE A BETTER LANGUAGE TO JAVASCRIPT (C, EMASCRIPT 2016, COFFEESCRIPT, JSX) SOLUTION: HUNDREDS OF COMMUNITY SUPPORTED BUILD TOOLS OF WILDLY VARYING QUALITY PROBLEM: GRUNT. SOLUTION: GULP PROBLEM: GULP PROBLEM: MACHINE GENERATED OUTPUT IS MORE DIFFICULT TO DEBUG PROBLEM: ASYNC IS STILL A NIGHTMARE, HUH? PROBLEM: BALLOONING PROJECT SIZE AND COMPLEXITY PROBLEM: JAVASCRIPT STILL DOESN'T DO EVERYTHING PROBLEM: OUTPUT RUNS VERY SLOWLY ON MOBILE DEVICES SOLUTION: ELECTRON, PHONEGAP, FIREFOXOS HOW IS DIGGING GOING TO GET US OUT OF THIS HOLE? WHERE I AM FROM, THE POINT OF DIGGING IS NOT FREEDOM FROM DIGGING

C++ programmers now finally able to read linker errors in one line

C++ programmers now finally able to read linker errors in one line | programmer-memes, programmers-memes, program-memes, c++-memes, errors-memes, error-memes, linker-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
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