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[text] T After you die you get access to a database with all the information ever known or collected throughout human history. What do you search for first Discussion 4.5k XS Share BEST COMMENTS e Find out what database software they use how much data they have and begin looking at the table structure and relationships. Reply 4 14k or Plot twist Its Mongo and the entirety of human history is stored in a single JSON object. The top level is a key called events and the value is an unsorted array. LY Turns out god is a really nervous DB admin waiting for the inevitable. All the Apocalypse stuff in the Bible was actually just a misunderstanding of him saying Guys you dont get it literally built this shit in seven days when probably shouldve spent years on it. But management was pressuring me to deliver in seven days so had to hack together this garbage and it will definitely break any minute now. 4 159 Mistranslation in the Bible. On the 7th day RSN