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Backend Programming Databases

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Backend All The Way

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Unimpressed with trivial physical achievements, but instantly captivated by the mention of a backend developer. Because who needs muscles when you can handle server load? The only squats that matter are SQL queries bringing databases to their knees.

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its okay guys they fixed it!

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Loop Variables: The Silent Killers

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Loop Variables: The Silent Killers

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Its Aprogramming Language

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ah yes stackoverflow, short and concise

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Content I'm trying to generate a random int that is either 0 or 1 in C. Right now, I receive a 0 every time I run this code, and I'm not sure why. What's the problem here? 24 7 include ctime include cstdlib srand(time (0)); int randomval rand() 2; cout randomval endl; C random ctime share improve this question follow edited Dec 7 '11 at 21:23 asked Dec 7 '11 at 21:19 Rich Byden Liatt ness Races in grin begin Rich Byder . 13 344k 63 558 927 8 Answers Active Oldest Votes it is called bad luck. Try it again. 154 share improve this answer follow answered Dec 7 '11 at 21:22 Michael Krelin - hacker 107k 16 175 164