We've Officially Gone Full-Circle

The classic tech industry bait-and-switch! Job listings be like "We need you to master the entire Microsoft stack, Java ecosystem, and three forgotten XML technologies from 2003" but once you're hired it's just "Hey can you fix this button alignment on the login page?" The disconnect between the encyclopedic knowledge they demand in interviews versus the mundane reality of day-to-day work is the tech industry's greatest magic trick. Meanwhile, the seniors who can't remember half those acronyms are designing the architecture while you're debugging CSS.

Ah yes, the evolution of version control pain. GitHub? Fancy tuxedo Pooh, quite respectable. GitLab? Regular Pooh, still decent but less glamorous. But Azure DevOps? That's maniacal grinning Pooh because setting it up is like assembling IKEA furniture while blindfolded and the instructions are written in hieroglyphics. Your manager says "shouldn't take you too long to get setup" and six hours later you're still configuring permissions and wondering if your sanity was part of the installation requirements.

OH. MY. GOD. After 22 YEARS of coding nightmares at Microsoft, this absolute LEGEND just said "✌️ I'm out" and became a BONSAI FARMER! 💀 Imagine spending two decades optimizing Azure performance, wrestling with .NET Native, and debugging printer drivers (the 9th circle of developer hell), only to wake up one day and decide: "You know what? I'm going to shape tiny trees for a living." The career progression is SENDING ME: Principal Software Engineer → Goose Farmer → Bonsai Farmer. This is the tech industry's equivalent of a mic drop so hard it broke through the earth's crust. Honestly? ICONIC. 👑

OH. MY. GOD. The absolute BETRAYAL! GitHub, our beloved code sanctuary, is apparently ditching actual features we've been BEGGING for to play corporate musical chairs with Azure! 💀 That adorable Octocat figurine is just sitting there with its innocent smile while Microsoft execs are probably cackling in the background. "You want dark mode improvements? Sorry sweetie, we're too busy moving servers!" Meanwhile developers worldwide are collectively screaming into their mechanical keyboards. The corporate overlords have spoken - infrastructure migration trumps your pathetic feature requests! The comment at the bottom is just *chef's kiss* - even Microsoft's own acquisitions can't escape the Azure migration nightmare!

Content Claire AzureDoo Husband and I reminiscing about the time I texted him on my way home: "Can you start cooking those sausages?" Then added 3 as a cute little heart. He cooked 2 sausages.

Content Claire AzureDoo Husband and I reminiscing about the time I texted him on my way home: "Can you start cooking those sausages?" Then added 3 as a cute little heart. He cooked 2 sausages.