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The eternal struggle between technical folks and management in three painful panels. In the first, the pointy-haired boss complains that moving to "the cloud" didn't magically fix everything. In the second, the engineer suggests actual technical solutions (cloud-native architecture, containerization) but gets shut down. By the third panel, the engineer sarcastically drops "Kubernetes" while the boss complains about "techy things." It's the perfect illustration of management wanting tech miracles without understanding the implementation details. They want cloud benefits without cloud architecture, then get frustrated when engineers use precise terminology. Meanwhile, engineers are dying inside with each buzzword the boss misuses. The irony? The boss is the one actually speaking in meaningless buzzwords while rejecting real solutions.

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