The Universal Scapegoat

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The Universal Scapegoat

aws-memes, oncall-memes, devops-memes, cloud-memes, blame-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

The universal scapegoat has arrived! Nothing says "not my problem" like blaming AWS for literally everything that breaks. On-call engineers have mastered the art of deflection with that smug "sorry, can't help" smile while your production site is burning to the ground. The best part? Nobody can prove them wrong because AWS status page will eventually show some obscure service in us-east-1 having "elevated error rates" approximately 6 hours after your CEO has already sent angry texts.

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