The $50K AWS Surprise Party

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The $50K AWS Surprise Party

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The cloud bill saga continues! 💸

Behold the AWS financial horror story in two acts! In Act One, our innocent newcomer trips over a rake and—BOOM—$50K bill out of nowhere! The cloud gods laugh as another soul learns about auto-scaling the hard way.

But wait! Act Two reveals the DEVASTATING TRUTH: even the AWS skateboard pros doing fancy tricks are STILL getting slapped with the same catastrophic bills! Turns out no amount of experience can save you from that moment when you forget to shut down that one test instance in us-east-1 that's secretly mining Bitcoin.

The moral? We're all just one forgotten resource away from financial ruin. Sweet dreams, cloud engineers!

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