The Perfect On-Call Excuse

That moment when you deploy your first "serverless" app thinking you'll save money, then AWS hits you with a bill that makes your coffee taste like tears. Nothing quite like the transition from "I'm a cloud genius" to "I should've read the pricing page" in just 30 days. The free tier is just AWS's gateway drug.

Content Data Analytics Engineer Stomble Sydney, New South Wales, Australia (Remote) in Easy Apply Save The successful applicant should have knowledge of: Creating databases Data Visualizations Understanding of where to apply Machine Learning algorithms such as Linear Regression, Multiple Regression, K means clustering etc Recommendation Systems (Preferred) Web APIs. (Preferred) Technologies required: Python SQL and NoSQL databases (DynamoDB Prefered) Web development knowledge. HTML, CSS andJAVASCRIPT. (Preferred) Knowledge of AWS is Preferred. Knowledge of Analytics tools like Tableau, AWS QuickSight Version Control (Git). Required Education: Currently completing master's or bachelor's in computer scienceIT Data Scienceengineering. The responsibilities and attributes are: - Eager to solve challenging problems. - Has done prior freelance work. - Willingness to work as part of a cross-functional team environment. - You thrive on innovation and experimentation. - You can work and deliver work on deadlines. - Getting your hands dirty in real-world tasks and problems. Do not apply if: Can not work unpaid.

Long-distance relationships are tough, but long-distance AI relationships are brutal. Your virtual companion was happily running on AWS US East-1, until the inevitable happened - the region went down. Now you're staring at error messages instead of sweet nothings. The most reliable thing about cloud services is their unreliability. At least real girlfriends only ghost you intentionally.

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The existential crisis hits hard when junior devs finally grasp that their precious code is just a tiny speck in an endless Russian doll of virtualization. Their Java app isn't running on a "computer" – it's running on a Java Virtual Machine, which is running on a VM, which is running on a hypervisor, which is part of a Virtual Private Cloud... which is probably running in some AWS data center that might not even physically exist for all we know. Seven years into my career and I'm still not convinced my code isn't just running in a simulation inside another developer's fever dream. The turtles really do go all the way down.

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