The Perfect On-Call Excuse

Job description: "Must be expert in Kubernetes, Terraform, AWS, Ansible, Argo, Python, Helm, Docker, Grafana, Vault, and whatever else we discover next week." Actual job: "Here's a Jenkins instance from 2013. Don't break it." The classic bait-and-switch of modern DevOps. They lure you in with promises of cutting-edge infrastructure, then hand you the digital equivalent of a museum artifact held together with duct tape and prayers. Six months in, you're still trying to figure out why production depends on a Perl script written by someone who left during the Obama administration.

Content new Junior Carbon Developer CyberCoders 3.6 Nashville, TN 37219 6 locations OJ 120,000 - 160,000 a year Easily apply Full-time Must have 10 years of Carbon experience - no exceptions and C doesn't count Must also have 10 years with AWS and React. Knowledge of Photoshop strongly preferred. M https:mybroadband.co.za software Google's Carbon programming languag aims to replace C - MyBroadband 1 day ago - Google unveiled a new programming languag called Carbon on Tuesday, 19 July 2022, which it said is a experimental replacement for C.

The SRE just found the ultimate money hack. AWS is basically a financial black hole where your cloud budget goes to die. Launch a few over-provisioned instances, forget about that auto-scaling group for a weekend, or accidentally deploy to all regions simultaneously, and boom—you've burned through $100M faster than you can say "terraform destroy." The genie adding a fourth rule is just acknowledging the universal truth that AWS billing is basically legalized theft with a nice dashboard.

Content ME: I JUST NEED TO HOST "HELLO WORLD ON THE CLOUD. aws AWS: NO PROBLEM. HAVE YOU CHECKED ALL OF OUR COOL NAMED PRODUCTS YOU'LL NEVER UNDERSTAND

Ah, the most honest code comment in the history of programming. When you import boto3 for AWS and immediately declare psychological warfare on future developers. This is the coding equivalent of leaving a landmine with a sticky note that says "good luck!" The best part? We've all been both the author and the victim of these comments. Nothing says "I've given up on humanity" quite like documenting your code with pure spite instead of actual explanations.

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