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THE AUDACITY! All these years they've been selling us this magical "cloud" concept, promising our data is floating in some mystical digital heaven. Then you peek behind the curtain and—GASP—it's just regular computers... ON THE GROUND! Not suspended in fluffy white clouds! Not powered by unicorn dreams! Just boring server racks sitting in warehouses, probably in New Jersey or something. My entire tech career is built on a LIE! Next thing you'll tell me is that Big Data isn't actually physically larger than Regular Data. I'm having an existential crisis right now. 💀

Content You will bring cross-domain expertise, covering a mix of many of the following areas: AWS - laas, Boto3, DevOps Serverless Computing - Lambda, Containers (Docker, Kubernetes, ECSEKS), Kinesis, API Gateway Infrastructure as Code (laC) - CloudFormation, Terraform, AWS SAM Networking Security - RBACABAC, Troubleshooting, Scanning, Encryption, AWS ControlTower, SSO (AWS SSO, Okta), AWS Cognito, AWS Transit Gateway Sysadmin Skills - Windows, Linux, Active Directory, Patching, Backup, Monitoring CICD - Pipelines, Tooling, Testing, Git Deployment Models, Jenkins, AWS CodePipeline Coding - Python, Bash, Powershell, NodeJs, Go Config Management - Chef, Puppet, Ansible, AWS SSM You have worked with a variety of customers (internalexternal) on a number of projects in a consultative nature. Stakeholder Management - You have guided andor influenced customer stakeholders You have a keen interest in emerging technologies such as Machine Learning, loT, Artificial Intelligence, Blockchain, Big Data, Virtual Reality etc. PROACTIVE: Take an active interest in what's going on in the business outside of your immediate function. Identify ProdrammerHumor io

Content What You Will Be Doing Designing and building high-quality Al automations to streamline processes, enhance productivity, and deliver robust, scalable solutions across diverse applications Experimenting with state-of-the-art Al tools like GPT-4 Vision and Amazon CodeWhisperer, integrating them into our developmental process to assess and enhance their utility Evaluating and optimizing the implementation of Al solutions across various infrastructures, including AWS, to ensure seamless performance and integration What You Won't Be Doing Traditional coding - our Al does the heavy lifting, freeing you to innovate and strategize Being stuck on repetitive tasks - no two problems are the same

The modern developer's nightmare spelled out in logos - RETARD : R eact, E xpress, T ailwind, A WS, R edis, D eno. Someone at marketing definitely got fired for not checking the acronym before approving this stack. Imagine the CTO's face during the presentation: "Our revolutionary RETARD stack will disrupt the industry!" *awkward silence* *single cough from the back row* The irony is that individually, these are actually decent technologies. Together? Career suicide in your next standup meeting.

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