Nowhere Is Safe From The Cloud

Cloud computing Infrastructure Outage Overengineering Dependency hell Cloud services

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5 months ago 297,415 views 1 shares

Nowhere Is Safe From The Cloud

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So apparently even the men's room runs on cloud infrastructure now. When AWS goes down, so does your ability to go... down. The ultimate proof that we've over-engineered society: your bathroom privileges are now hostage to Jeff Bezos' server farms. Next time your product manager asks "can we move this to the cloud?", show them this picture of biological functions being denied due to digital dysfunction. At least the bathroom has better error messaging than most AWS status dashboards.

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