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Someone really looked at their Apple Watch and thought "You know what? This 1.5-inch screen is PERFECT for my 8-hour coding sessions." Because nothing says peak productivity like squinting at VS Code on a display smaller than a postage stamp, frantically trying to debug with your pinky finger while your IDE crashes from sheer confusion. The watch is literally begging you to open a folder—ANY folder—just to justify its existence as a development machine. Next up: deploying to production from a smart fridge. The future is now, and it's absolutely ridiculous.

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