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The eternal battle between Windows and Mac developers is perfectly captured here. Windows devs proudly showing off their janky utilities that look like they were designed during the Clinton administration but hey—they're free and they work! Meanwhile, Mac devs create beautiful, polished apps that somehow require a subscription model to change your desktop background. The "compatible with Vista" part killed me—nothing says "I've given up on modern standards" quite like targeting an OS that even Microsoft wants to forget. It's the software equivalent of "my car might be ugly, but at least it starts... sometimes."

The tech industry's version of "free choice" is basically four monopolies in trench coats. Meanwhile, the actual freedom fighters are these obscure operating systems that require you to compile your own kernel just to check email. Sure, you could run Linux and spend your weekends debugging driver issues, or just surrender to the corporate overlords who've already divided your digital soul among themselves. Freedom is technically available—if you have a computer science degree and infinite patience.

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When macOS thinks Docker is malware, it's like your paranoid grandma refusing to let your friend in because they're "dressed suspiciously." The irony of a containerization tool—literally designed to safely isolate applications—being flagged as malicious is peak Silicon Valley drama. Meanwhile, developers everywhere frantically Google "how to convince my Mac that Docker isn't trying to steal its identity" while questioning their career choices.