I Have Been Attacked

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I Have Been Attacked

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Tech bros will drop $5K on a maxed-out MacBook Pro and a $1,500 Herman Miller chair, justifying it with spreadsheets and ROI calculations about "productivity optimization" and "ergonomic investment." Then they'll rotate through the same three wrinkled startup tees from that hackathon in 2017 like it's a capsule wardrobe. The cognitive dissonance is real—your posture gets luxury treatment while your appearance screams "I peaked when we got Series A funding." But hey, at least your lumbar support is premium while you're debugging at 2 AM in a shirt that says "Move Fast and Break Things" (which is now ironic because the company folded).

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