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Content Microsoft: Wait, I can explain Google You spy through the whole OS? I onty spy the web, 6 Apple Your users know that you are spying? Linux You guys are spying?

Someone asks about the perfect date, expecting some romantic answer about candlelit dinners or sunset walks. Instead, they get DD/MM/YYYY—the objectively superior date format that eliminates all ambiguity. Because nothing says "I love you" quite like proper data standardization. The response "Other formats can be confusing really" is chef's kiss. Looking at you, MM/DD/YYYY users who somehow convinced themselves that putting the month before the day makes sense. It's like organizing files as YYYY/MM/DD but someone had a stroke halfway through. Pro tip: If you really want to impress, go full ISO 8601 with YYYY-MM-DD. Now THAT'S romance—sortable, unambiguous, and internationally recognized. Your database will thank you.

The eternal time warp of debugging. Morning you is so naive and optimistic: "This is an easy bug. I can fix it in minutes." Fast forward 14 hours, and you're still there, hunched over in the dark, questioning your career choices, sanity, and why you didn't become a farmer instead. The bug that was supposed to be a quick fix has now spawned 17 Stack Overflow tabs, 3 GitHub issues, and the slow realization that your "simple fix" has uncovered seven more critical bugs lurking beneath the surface. The only thing that's changed is your posture and will to live.

Content april commented 10 hours ago if I might make a personal request, could you please not use monthname for the dates please? may commented 5 hours ago 1 What April said.

OH. MY. GOD. Intel just casually suggested that 5-10 year olds only need basic web browsing while teenagers deserve i9 processors for their "AI & Machine Learning" needs! 🙄 Because OBVIOUSLY every 16-year-old is training neural networks between TikTok sessions! Meanwhile, the finance department is having an absolute coronary looking at the procurement requests for i9 chips because "little Timmy needs it for his science fair project." The audacity of this marketing slide is simply *chef's kiss* - selling $500+ processors to parents who just want their kid to stop asking why the Roblox is laggy. Someone in marketing deserves either a raise or a stern talking-to from accounting!

When a developer finally musters the courage to hear the harsh truth about testing, only to immediately burst into tears upon learning that—gasp—proper testing could have prevented most of their bugs. It's like finding out Santa isn't real, except instead of presents, you've been getting production outages and 3AM emergency calls. The audacity of suggesting developers should test their code before pushing it! Next you'll tell me documentation is useful too!