Well Actually Its State Of The Art Ai

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Well Actually Its State Of The Art Ai

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Oh snap! The classic tech industry bait-and-switch! 😂 Companies be like "Check out our REVOLUTIONARY AI system" and then the fine print reveals it's actually just outsourced human labor! Amazon's "just walk out" checkout tech that everyone thought was some magical computer vision breakthrough? Surprise! It was 1,000 humans in India watching cameras the whole time! The astronaut meme perfectly captures that moment when the tech bubble bursts and we realize the "AI" behind the curtain is just people working for cheaper wages. Next time someone brags about their company's "AI solution," I'll be side-eyeing them wondering how many humans are actually powering that "algorithm"!

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