Marketing-lies Memes

Firefox just nuked their entire "we protect your privacy" marketing campaign in one git diff. Someone deleted the FAQ answer that literally said "Nope. Never have, never will. And we protect you from many of the advertisers who do. Firefox products are designed to protect your privacy. That's a promise." And replaced it with... nothing. Just straight up removed the promise. That's like your partner deleting their "I'll love you forever" text messages while you're watching. The +39 -44 lines changed stat really tells the story here – they spent more effort removing promises than they did adding new features. The real kicker? This is in a file called structured-data-firefox-faq.html , so this wasn't some accidental commit. Someone consciously decided that privacy promise was... inconvenient. RIP the last browser we thought gave a damn.