Vibe Driven Development

The initial joy of getting 10,000 lines of AI-generated code in minutes quickly transforms into the crushing reality of what comes next. That smiling face knows what's coming - endless refactoring sessions, security vulnerability patches, and explaining to management why that "instant solution" needs two years of cleanup. It's the coding equivalent of ordering fast food and then dealing with indigestion for days. The technical debt interest rate is brutal, and Hide-the-Pain Harold knows it!

The classic tech industry delusion: celebrating a "successful" AI loan approval system while the privacy analyst stands there like the only adult at a toddler's birthday party. The team is blissfully high-fiving over their black-box algorithm that somehow decides who gets loans, completely ignoring that financial regulators would sooner approve a bank robbery than an unexplainable AI model. Nothing says "we're doomed" quite like a room full of engineers celebrating code that works but can't explain why it works. Regulators tend to be funny that way—they actually want to know how you decided to reject someone's mortgage application beyond "the machine said no."

Nothing quite like the existential crisis of typing a complex ChatGPT prompt only to accidentally hit Enter too soon. You've now summoned an AI with the intellectual context of a goldfish. And of course, when you actually want a new line for readability in your carefully crafted novel-length prompt, suddenly Enter decides it's time to send. It's the keyboard equivalent of pushing when it says pull.

Congratulations! You've just launched a security breach disguised as an AI startup! The "yellow line" isn't a bug—it's your IDE screaming in terror because you've hardcoded API keys directly in your source code. Nothing says "professional developer" like publishing your AWS, Supabase, OpenAI, and custom API credentials to the entire internet. Those aren't just strings—they're golden tickets to your infrastructure that now belong to everyone with an internet connection. Pro tip: when speedrunning bankruptcy, this is definitely the optimal strategy!

The second you mention you're learning to code, every relative suddenly transforms into Usain Bolt chasing you down with AI course recommendations. Nothing says "supportive family" like implying your freshly-learned print("Hello World") is already obsolete before you've even figured out how loops work. The programming journey: 10% learning syntax, 90% sprinting away from people telling you that what you're learning is already outdated. Pro tip: develop selective hearing - it's the most valuable skill in your coding toolkit.

OMG, the AI has spoken and it has ZERO chill! 💩 Asked to vibe check a site from a single image, and what masterpiece does it produce? LINKEDIN! The professional hellscape where everyone pretends their job is their personality! The AI basically looked at a pile of steaming poop and thought "Hmm, yes, this screams 'professional networking platform' to me." If that's not the most savage roast of corporate culture I've ever seen, I don't know what is. The algorithm has officially become sentient and chosen VIOLENCE!