Vibe Driven Development

The classic tale of telling someone to "learn to code" when their industry collapses, only to have it spectacularly backfire a decade later. In 2014, some smug tech bro sees a factory worker lamenting their shutdown plant and suggests coding as the magical solution to all life's problems. Fast forward to 2024, and that same person is having an absolute meltdown because AI just automated away their programming job. The irony is *chef's kiss*. The real kicker? The factory worker pivoted to welding and is now probably making bank while our former programmer is spiraling. Turns out physical trades that require hands-on skills are way harder to automate than pushing pixels around. Who would've thought that condescending career advice would age like milk in the sun?

GASP! The AUDACITY of developers thinking they can hide behind AI! 💅 When you run git blame to find out which MONSTER broke the code, it reveals the actual HUMAN criminal - not GitHub Copilot! Your AI assistant isn't taking the fall for your disaster of a commit, sweetie! That's right, your name is PERMANENTLY etched in the git history hall of shame! There's no escaping accountability in this dystopian developer hellscape!

Behold, the physical manifestation of Microsoft's AI ambitions. A green bicycle literally branded "Co-Pilot" tangled in a mess of cables. Just like the real GitHub Copilot - looks promising until you realize it'll get hopelessly entangled in dependencies and legacy code. At least when this one crashes, you only break your collarbone instead of production.

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The eternal struggle of a desperate coder, captured in one image! On the left, we have LLMs promising to "help with programming questions" but won't actually insult you (how considerate). On the right, StackOverflow boasting it's "accurate" and "used by people who know what they're doing" while flexing knowledge of "even the most obscure languages." It's the perfect illustration of our coding dilemma: get polite, possibly hallucinated answers from an AI that treats you like a fragile child, or brave StackOverflow where your "simple question" will be closed as duplicate, marked as trivial, and someone will suggest you shouldn't be programming at all. Choose your poison!

Let's be real—AI chatbots aren't your coding buddies, they're just wolves in sheep's clothing. They slide you that suspiciously perfect code snippet and have the audacity to ask "Does this work?" like they don't already know the answer. Meanwhile, you're about to copy-paste that disaster straight into production because hey, who has time to actually test things? The real joke is that the chatbot is training you to debug its hallucinations. Next time just reply "works perfectly" and watch your server catch fire from a distance.