Vibe Driven Development

The classic "it works on my machine" problem just got upgraded to "it works in my demo"! Nothing says "cutting-edge AI" like a good old time.sleep(6) to simulate processing. The presenter's accidental Ctrl+C revealed the smoke and mirrors behind the curtain - that magical AI was just Python taking a 6-second nap! This is the tech equivalent of finding out the "live" concert was actually lip-synced. Next time they'll probably add print("AI THINKING VERY HARD") for extra realism.

The ouroboros of tech: building AI tools to automate ourselves out of existence. Nothing says "job security" quite like enthusiastically coding your own replacement. The snake eating its tail is literally the perfect metaphor here—we're so obsessed with automation and efficiency that we've circled back to creating the very thing that'll make us obsolete. The real kicker? We're doing it with a smile, calling it "innovation" and "disruption" while polishing our resumes in incognito mode. At least when the AI overlords take over, they'll remember we were the ones who built them with love, Stack Overflow answers, and way too much coffee.

Oh look, it's another tech visionary with a "revolutionary" app cobbled together from Stack Overflow snippets and ChatGPT prompts! Nothing says "I understand software development" quite like a CEO dropping 700 spaghetti-coded files with ML models, LLM calls, and a Docker compose file that would make Kubernetes cry. The poor dev is basically being asked to perform digital necromancy on this monstrosity in just two weeks. That resume update isn't writing itself, buddy!

Forget fancy GPUs and neural networks— real deep learning is just studying underwater. The person in the image has taken "deep" learning to its literal extreme, sitting at a desk completely submerged in a swimming pool. This is basically what it feels like trying to understand transformer architecture documentation after your third cup of coffee. Bonus points for the waterproof textbook that probably costs more than your monthly AWS bill.

GASP! You mean to tell me all these fancy-schmancy "revolutionary" AI browsers are just Chrome in a trench coat?! THE BETRAYAL! 😱 Look at those innocent browser icons up top, flaunting their unique personalities like they're special snowflakes. Then BAM! Put on those reality glasses and what do you see? CHROMIUM. CHROMIUM EVERYWHERE. It's like finding out all your favorite "craft" sodas come from the same factory! Google's just sitting in the corner twirling its evil mustache while Firefox desperately tries to remind us it's the only true rebel left in this Chrome-ified dystopia. I'm having an existential crisis over here!

That face when the junior dev confidently explains an AI-generated pull request that's 90% hallucinated features and 10% actual code. The smug little smile says it all: "I totally understand what's happening here" while internally panicking about what await Promise.resolve(undefined).then(() => Math.random() > 0.5 ? 'success' : throw new Error('oops')) is supposed to accomplish. The code review is scheduled for 3pm and Stack Overflow is already open in 17 tabs.