Something Fishy Is Happening Here

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Something Fishy Is Happening Here

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So Microsoft casually drops the bomb that companies won't hire you without AI skills, and SHOCKINGLY—like a plot twist nobody saw coming—LinkedIn explodes with a 142x increase in people slapping "Copilot" and "ChatGPT" on their profiles. What an absolute COINCIDENCE that Microsoft owns LinkedIn! It's almost like the elephant is feeding its own baby elephant here.

The visual says it all: Microsoft (the big elephant) is literally nursing LinkedIn (the baby elephant) while LinkedIn suckles on ChatGPT. It's the corporate circle of life, except instead of the savanna, it's a boardroom where everyone profits from your panic about being unemployable.

The self-fulfilling prophecy is chef's kiss perfect: Create the demand, own the platform where people respond to the demand, profit from both ends. Capitalism at its finest, folks! 🎪

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