The Imposter Syndrome Exodus

FINALLY! Sweet, sweet relief! For YEARS we've been walking around thinking we're complete frauds, convinced that any minute someone's going to discover we've just been Googling error messages and copying Stack Overflow answers. But the SECOND someone mentions AI replacing us? Our imposter syndrome LITERALLY ASCENDS from our bodies like some ethereal ghost! 👻 Suddenly we're all "Actually, programming is a complex craft requiring deep understanding" and "AI can't replicate human creativity in code." The AUDACITY of us to flip from "I'm the worst coder ever" to "I'm irreplaceable" in 0.2 seconds! The cognitive dissonance is SENDING ME! 💀