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Literal Psychopath
Programming
21 days ago 61.6K views 0 shares
Literal Psychopath
A software engineer without the holy trinity of dev peacocking? Impossible. We've all become walking billboards for our employers, mechanical keyboard enthusiasts, and laptop sticker collectors. It's practically our uniform at this point. The true horror isn't the missing swag—it's using the default IDE. No custom theme, no obscure plugins, no 47 keyboard shortcuts that make your coworkers think you're hacking the Pentagon. That's not a developer, that's an alien studying human behavior.

Vibe Coding: I'm A Developer Now
Programming Apple
22 days ago 117.4K views 0 shares
Vibe Coding: I'm A Developer Now
Nothing says "I've made it as a developer" quite like buying an O'Reilly book with a cartoon character staring awkwardly at a MacBook. That's right, forget actual coding skills—all you need is the right prop on your desk and suddenly you're qualified to explain why everyone else's code is garbage. The irony of "Vibe Coding" is that it perfectly captures the modern dev culture: looking the part is half the battle. Next chapter: "How to sound smart in meetings by randomly inserting 'blockchain' into conversations."

Look At Me, I'm The Developer Now
AI Programming
1 month ago 80.9K views 0 shares
Look At Me, I'm The Developer Now
Oh. My. GOD. The absolute AUDACITY of these ChatGPT-wielding imposters! 💅 They waltz into interviews like "I'm a programmer" with their chest puffed out, but when asked about actual languages they know? *dramatic gasp* They whisper "ChatGPT" and suddenly everyone loses their minds! It's like showing up to a knife fight with a spork and expecting to be taken seriously! The coding community is LITERALLY having a collective aneurysm watching people who couldn't write a for-loop to save their lives claiming developer status because they can prompt an AI. Honey, asking ChatGPT to code for you doesn't make you a programmer any more than asking Siri for directions makes you a cartographer!