The Limits Of AI

Oh. My. God. The DIABOLICAL GENIUS of tech execs playing 4D chess with our careers! 😱 First, they're all "AI will TOTALLY replace you programmers!" Then suddenly everyone's terrified of learning to code. Supply plummets. Demand stays the same. And BOOM – programmer salaries SKYROCKET to astronomical levels! It's the most beautiful, twisted supply-and-demand manipulation I've ever witnessed. And we're all just pawns in their evil little game! *dramatically faints onto keyboard*

Behold the perfect visualization of how AI investment money circulates in 2023! Microsoft pumping billions into OpenAI, OpenAI funneling cash to Nvidia for GPUs, and poor Oracle just awkwardly hanging out in the loop trying to stay relevant. The articulated bus traffic jam is *chef's kiss* perfect - these tech giants are just bending over backward to hand each other obscene amounts of cash while going absolutely nowhere. Meanwhile, the actual innovation is probably that bicycle in the corner quietly sneaking past the whole mess.

The eternal standoff between designers and programmers has entered the AI era. Designers look horrified when programmers use LLMs to generate UIs, while programmers give the same judgmental side-eye when designers use AI to generate code. It's like watching two people who can't swim criticizing each other's diving form. Neither result will compile correctly, but both sides will spend hours explaining why the other's approach is worse.

GitHub Copilot: "I'll help you debug this code!" Also Copilot: *confidently points out a non-existent capitalization issue while completely missing the actual bug* It's like having a junior dev who speaks with absolute certainty while leading you down rabbit holes that waste hours of your life. The real bug is probably something completely different, but hey, at least Copilot made you feel productive for 5 seconds before crushing your soul. The AI revolution is here, folks - and it's just as confused as we are! 🤦‍♂️

Oh. My. GOD. The absolute audacity of junior devs thinking ChatGPT will solve all their problems! 💅 Senior devs are CACKLING like ancient wizards on their thrones watching these poor souls copy-paste AI gibberish that explodes in production. The sweet, sweet schadenfreude of watching someone learn the hard way that AI can't save you from understanding your own code. It's like watching a toddler try to microwave a fork - HORRIFYING yet you just can't look away!

The ultimate LinkedIn tech bro wisdom has arrived! Nothing says "I'm disrupting the industry" like telling seasoned developers their decade of debugging nightmares is now obsolete because some AI can spit out half-baked code after being fed StackOverflow answers. The Kübler-Ross grief model for programmers is spot on though—we've moved from "AI will never replace us" to "WHY IS THIS CHATBOT WRITING BETTER REGEX THAN ME?!" in record time. My favorite part is the condescending "adapt or die" mentality from someone who probably thinks "fighting PHP demons" means they once had to center a div. Meanwhile, actual developers know AI is just another tool that generates bugs with unprecedented efficiency.