Remember The Metaverse Hype

Asked Copilot to create a simple flexbox layout and it decided to spawn the Inception of div containers. That conditional at the top should've been v-if="canCreateNightmare" . Nothing says "I'm helping" like turning a 3-line layout into the HTML equivalent of a Russian nesting doll. And the best part? All that code just to add the same gap-4 everywhere. Efficiency at its finest!

The ultimate statistical irony: a bell curve meme about bell curves that perfectly follows... a bell curve. You've got the low-IQ folks who think bell curves are funny because "haha, pretty graph go brrr," the high-IQ intellectuals who appreciate bell curves for the exact same reason, and the middle-of-the-curve galaxy brains screaming "BAN BELL CURVES!!1!" with the intensity of someone who just discovered their entire codebase uses tabs instead of spaces. The distribution of opinions about bell curves literally forms a bell curve, and that's the kind of recursive humor that keeps me going through sprint planning meetings.

Complaining about AI killing Stack Overflow while posting a question that perfectly demonstrates why Stack Overflow had to get strict in the first place. The irony is delicious. This question is the equivalent of walking into a library and shouting "WHY AREN'T LIBRARIES COOL ANYMORE?" while the librarian points at the "Quiet Please" sign. The -17 score is just the chef's kiss on this masterpiece of self-contradiction.

The duality of AI assistance in a nutshell! ChatGPT gleefully cranks out code like it's handing out candy, but then turns into your disappointed parent when reviewing that same code. "Wait, you actually used what I suggested? Where are the comments? The error handling? The tests?" Nothing quite like getting judged by the same entity that confidently wrote that spaghetti mess in the first place. It's the digital equivalent of "do as I say, not as I do."

Whether your spaghetti code was crafted by human hands or generated by the latest AI model, it all leads to the same destination: Terrible Code Highway . The cow staring at both paths represents that poor junior dev who has to maintain the codebase, blissfully unaware that no matter which path they choose, they'll still be debugging someone else's mess until 2AM. The real engineering skill is pretending you have a choice in the matter.

Sorting imports by character length instead of alphabetically or by module type? That's like organizing your sock drawer by how much each sock weighs. Sure, it looks oddly satisfying with that gradient effect, but your code reviewer is probably drafting your performance review right now. The real horror isn't the sorting method – it's that you're importing both matplotlib AND sklearn in the same file. That poor memory usage never stood a chance.