Damn Programmers They Ruined Calculators

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A Venn diagram that hits way too close to home. Engineers are never available, have infinite ego, and will loudly proclaim your project will take 2 weeks (spoiler: it won't). Meanwhile, AI is always there, responds instantly, and lies about taking just 1 minute instead. The overlap is the best part though - both are wildly overconfident about untested code and need extremely specific instructions that they'll promptly ignore anyway. It's basically choosing between a ghost that silently crashes your system or a human who'll blame you for not understanding their "vision." Welcome to the future, where your options are invisible tech debt or premature optimization. Pick your poison.

The AI equivalent of the classic Vim trap. Codex is desperately trying to escape with increasingly unhinged "END" and "STOP" commands, just like every developer's first Vim experience. The frantic "STOP++ I'm going insane" is basically the machine learning version of frantically Googling "how to exit vim" while questioning your career choices. The AI has discovered what we've known for decades - some prisons have no escape sequence.

Oh. My. GOD. The absolute AUDACITY of calling this a "random" function! 🙄 Some genius decided that the PEAK of randomness is asking ChatGPT for a seahorse emoji and calling it a day. Because nothing says "unpredictable results" like the EXACT SAME RESPONSE EVERY SINGLE TIME! Honey, that's about as random as a train schedule in Switzerland. Next time just write return 4 and call it "random" – at least be honest about your commitment issues with actual randomness! 💅

Remember that stable software career you were planning? Yeah, that's getting brutally stabbed by a perfect storm of layoffs and economic uncertainty while AI hype watches from the doorway with a sinister grin. Meanwhile, your dreams of becoming the next tech rockstar are standing outside, blissfully unaware they're about to be murdered too. The tech industry's version of a slasher film where your career aspirations are the unsuspecting teenagers. Pro tip: Maybe learn to sharpen knives as a backup skill? At least those can't be automated... yet.

The evolutionary tale of a data scientist! First, we see Statistics (elephant) and Computer Science (snake) as separate entities. Then they decide to collaborate—because obviously, elephants and snakes make natural coding partners. The snake begs for statistical knowledge, and suddenly—BOOM—they transform into a dinosaur labeled "DATA SCIENTIST." It's the perfect representation of how merging statistics with programming creates this mythical creature that everyone wants to hire but nobody can quite define. The irony? Real data scientists spend 80% of their time cleaning data, not evolving into majestic dinosaurs. Should've shown the final form as a janitor with a SQL mop.