Quickly Made AI Wrappers Everywhere

Someone just discovered AI and decided to use it for... checking if numbers are even. You know, that incredibly complex problem that's stumped humanity for centuries and definitely requires a large language model API call instead of a simple modulo operation. The first few rows show manual answers (No, Even, No, Yes) like a normal human would do it. Then row 8 hits and suddenly it's =GEMINI("Is this number even?",A8) all the way down. Someone's burning through their API quota to solve what could've been =MOD(A8,2)=0 . This is what happens when you have a hammer (AI) and everything looks like a nail. Next week they'll probably be using GPT-4 to add two numbers together. The cloud bills are gonna be *chef's kiss*.

Nothing quite like spending 60 hours a week coding your own obsolescence. The snake eating its tail is the perfect metaphor for us building AI tools that will eventually replace us. "Just one more automation script and I'll have more time to work on important things" – said right before automating yourself out of a job. It's like sawing off the branch you're sitting on, but with better version control.

Content software engineers from stackoverflow & forum era enjoying their best life due to massive vibecoding hysteria: Post AI "software engineers" :

Ah yes, the "innovative" AI startup landscape. Buzz Lightyear proudly announcing a "totally unique LLM use case" while the shelves below reveal the harsh truth: it's just ChatGPT API with a wrapper. Like claiming you invented the sandwich when all you did was buy bread from the store and put your logo on the packaging. The Silicon Valley special - repackaging someone else's technology and calling it revolutionary. The digital equivalent of putting racing stripes on a Honda Civic and calling it a Ferrari.

SWEET MOTHER OF DISRUPTION! This bingo card is basically every venture capitalist's wet dream turned into a horrifying reality check! 😱 Each square represents the ABSOLUTE NIGHTMARE that is modern tech - from "only solves rich people problems" (because who cares about the poors?) to "bug causes death" (just a minor inconvenience for the shareholders). And don't get me started on "everything is a subscription" - my bank account is SCREAMING in monthly payment pain! The center square just being "ADS!" is the chef's kiss of digital dystopia. It's the free space because NOTHING in tech is actually free! They're either harvesting your data or your soul - usually both! Next startup pitch meeting, just bring this card and mark squares as the founder speaks. BINGO will happen faster than you can say "disruptive blockchain AI solution"!

The duality of AI code reviews. Non-technical folks see a magical solution that writes perfect code while senior devs spot the nested callbacks, security vulnerabilities, and performance nightmares lurking beneath the surface. It's like watching someone admire a beautifully painted house without noticing it's built on quicksand. The hallucinated documentation is just the cherry on top of this algorithmic disaster cake.