Machine Learning Made Too Easy

Pre-ChatGPT: Developers channeling Neo from The Matrix, bending reality and code to their will, fighting bugs with superhuman focus. Post-ChatGPT: Just a sad cat begging an AI to draw pictures because we've forgotten how to solve our own problems. The evolution of debugging is complete - from coding wizards to glorified prompt engineers asking "pretty please fix my code." The irony? ChatGPT can't even draw that image. Not even a stick figure. Welcome to dependency hell's newest circle.

The eternal dance between developers and regex—a cryptic language that might as well be ancient runes. When ChatGPT spits out a working regex that looks like someone headbutted a keyboard, what do we do? Copy-paste that mystical incantation and back away slowly. It's the modern equivalent of summoning a demon—you don't need to understand the Latin, you just need the spell to work. And when it does? Pure dopamine. That smug satisfaction of solving a problem without actually understanding the solution is programming at its finest. Future you will hate present you when that regex breaks in six months. But that's a problem for future you, who is, quite frankly, a bit of a buzzkill anyway.

The new tech bro just dropped: the Power Proompter. This magnificent creature spends $200/month on ChatGPT subscriptions while simultaneously dropping $2000 on an RTX4090 to run local models—because irony is dead. They're convinced that "prompt engineering" is the new computer science degree and frantically warn everyone that traditional programmers will be extinct faster than dinosaurs facing that asteroid. The best part? They guard their precious prompts like they're the nuclear launch codes while slapping "Proomt Engineer" on their LinkedIn because spelling is apparently optional in this brave new AI world.

GitHub Copilot catches a spelling error in a comment and helpfully suggests changing "yipee" to "yippee". The irony? The comment is about manually creating a TOML file. Copilot is now your spell-checker, your code assistant, AND your grammar teacher rolled into one. Nothing says "AI will replace developers" quite like an AI correcting your celebratory exclamations in comments that nobody will ever read anyway. The best part is the disclaimer at the bottom: "Copilot is powered by AI, so mistakes are possible." Yeah, but apparently spelling mistakes in comments are NOT one of them. Your job security is now dependent on whether you can spell "yippee" correctly.

Oh. My. GOD. The absolute TRAGEDY of tech layoffs in one perfect comic! 😭 Everyone's playing the blame game while the ACTUAL reason for tech unemployment (economic cycles and market uncertainty) gets you LITERALLY DEFENESTRATED from the building! The audacity! The drama! Meanwhile, AI and "foreigners" get all the blame because heaven forbid we acknowledge the boring truth that capitalism has ups and downs. No no, much easier to dramatically point fingers at the shiny new tech or people who don't look like us! The tech industry really said "We don't do nuance here, sweetie. Now fly out this window with your reasonable explanation!" ✈️💨

The unholy alliance of modern gaming! Your PC is literally SCREAMING as Unreal Engine demands 32GB of RAM just to render a blade of grass, while AI upscaling is busy transforming your graphics card into an actual space heater. Meanwhile, Denuvo is lurking in the shadows like a digital vampire, sucking the life force out of your CPU cycles while whispering "it's for your own protection, darling." The absolute AUDACITY of these three forcing your $3000 gaming rig to run like a potato calculator from 1995. And yet we keep coming back for more punishment like the tech masochists we are! 💀