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Content Game Developers then : "I coded Rollercoaster Tycoon entirely in Assembly so it can run on most machines." 'We made a shooter game "Try out our new gamet "Minimum requirements? that only takes up First few levels are So long as your computer 97,280 bytes of space." free shareware!" can turn on." Triple A Game Developers now : "Optimization? "Our game is 500GB. "Sorry, we can't work on fixing the game. Just get a better PC bro. One of our employees keeps stealing You don't need to play You need at least breast milk from the female employees" any other games, right? Next-gen to play Also there is a 50GB without our game crashing." update patch." "Our singleplayer game is always-online. Because you, that's why."

Content Harvey Green, Software Developer 2k upvotes by Elazar Leibovich, Bulat Bochkariov, Spencer Chan, Shreyas Panduranga, (more) Thank you for playing Wing Commander? C:Nuc1 This is from an anecdote by Ken Demarest, one of the original developers who worked on Wing Commander I on the PC... ... we were getting an exception from our EMM386 memory manager when we exited the game. We'd clear the screen and a single line would print out, something like "EMM386 Memory manager error. Blah blah blah." We had to ship ASAP. So I hex edited the error in the memory manager itself to read "Thank you for playing Wing Commander!" Written 21 Oct, 2012. 86,862 views.

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The FIVE STAGES OF PROGRAMMER GRIEF , darling! 💅 First, you write code with the AUDACITY of someone who thinks they're competent. Then you execute it with the BLIND OPTIMISM of a puppy chasing its tail. Next comes the CATASTROPHIC MELTDOWN where your entire existence crumbles because you forgot a semicolon. Your code becomes your emotional twin - COMPLETELY BROKEN. Finally, you curl up in the fetal position on the floor because your compiler has PERSONALLY BETRAYED YOU and no one - NO ONE - understands your suffering. The circle of life, but make it debugging! 💻✨