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The classic tech bro solution to performance problems: just slap some AI on it and call it innovation. Your database query is taking forever because you wrote a nested SELECT with 47 JOINs and no indexes? Nah, don't optimize that garbage—just throw an LLM at it and suddenly you're not lazy, you're "leveraging cutting-edge AI solutions for query optimization." The "Thinking..." spinner is chef's kiss because it's probably burning through more compute cycles than your original slow query ever did. But hey, at least now you can put "AI integration" on your resume instead of "learned what EXPLAIN ANALYZE does."