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HTTP 418: I'm a teapot

The server identifies as a teapot now and is on a tea break, brb

HTTP 418: I'm a teapot

The server identifies as a teapot now and is on a tea break, brb

Database performance Memes

Posts tagged with Database performance

Write Your Own SQL Or Draw 25

Backend Programming Debugging Databases
1 month ago 173.2K views 0 shares
Write Your Own SQL Or Draw 25
Backend developers faced with the choice between writing custom SQL queries or using an ORM that generates 25 unnecessary joins? *Grabs entire deck* After 5 years of optimizing database performance, you learn that sometimes it's easier to just write the damn query yourself than debug why your fancy framework is pulling 200MB of data for what should be a simple lookup.

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