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It's So Obvious Guys. What? No I'm Not Sam's Alt Account.

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It's So Obvious Guys. What? No I'm Not Sam's Alt Account.

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Someone really thought they cracked the code to world peace by suggesting we give all our RAM to Sam Altman and his data centers. Because clearly, the guy running OpenAI needs even MORE computing power while the rest of us peasants share the scraps.

The diagram shows six units of RAM on the left, and guess what? Sam gets a whopping five arrows pointing his way while everyone else—competitive gamers, casual gamers, PC enthusiasts, and everyday users—gets to fight over whatever's left. Nothing suspicious about this "totally unbiased" distribution chart at all. Definitely not made by someone with OpenAI stock or anything.

The "(FOR WORLD PEACE!!)" really sells it though. Yes, because when I think about achieving global harmony, my first thought is definitely "let's funnel all computational resources to one AI company." That'll solve everything. Your Chrome tabs can wait—Sam's got models to train.

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